Round 11 - Mrs Cricket's Rag

Firstly, I do apologise for my late report. I blame my tardiness on the season. The un-Godly mix of copious amounts of Easter eggs and small children ensure there is never a dull moment. Although there seems to be a lull in wall bouncing presently so here's my chance. Well Wed was tough , I won't lie. An uneasy anger, almost bitterness, had fallen upon me. I am told this condition is fairly normal. Looking up my ancient Psych text books I find it decribed as a mild anxiety attack, a feeling of stress brought about by a sense of uselessness. Today , of course, it is usually referred to as " The Benji's". So, I was suffering from "the Benji's", well slightly anyway. (And thakyou to gLOVE for reminding me that in some circles it is still refferred to as "the Joey's".)

The 'Farewell The Hate' circus was sadly drawing to a close. For weeks this Slapper has entertained us with regular spells of lightning pace and thunderous outbursts. I don't know what will be missed more. His speed and agility in the field continually increased pressure both on opposition batsmen and my fingers. The latter finally succumbing a fortnight ago. It's probably the last time we'll see The Hate in action at Matto this season. But you never know, stranger things have happened.

On a brighter note, we also welcomed back two regular Slappers, F.Baggins (kiwi super-star) and Crickey!(Go on. York me. I won't feel it). Both Slappers handled themselves nicely on return. Excellent bowling figures and a partnership that was well on track for 30, had it not been for that last over, were very encouraging. Crickey! showing no signs of major paralysis to the foot. A legacy that will be with him for the next few seasons. With The Hate's departure it's looks like the vacant mantle of 'Angry' Slapper is well and truly within F.Baggin's grasp. After having copped a returning ball to the head whilst batting he wasted no time in returning the favour when fielding. A marvellous effort. Calculated stuff . Applauded by all.