Thursday, May 29, 2008

Round 1 - rusty slaps

round opponent them us
1 warriors 121* 139

* 30 run handicap

BATTING



out partnership total power
g vaughan 3 33 33
ivan jamie 1 38 71
brendan richo 4 43 114 bat
jimmy steve 3 25 139 bowl


BOWLING


wickets runs power
brendan 2 5 bowl / bat
g 0 9
ivan 1 11
jamie 2 7
jimmy 1 10
richo 3 -1
steve 0 35
vaughan 2 15
handicap
30

11 121

(triple double) Match Slapper: Richo


Johnny called this evening. Holidaying with the lovely bride-to-be, he's been swimming with sharks, eating freshly-shucked oysters by the dozen and found a place in Broome selling schooners - elaborate ways of relieving the pain of letting his teammates down. Such hedonism and the Bondi contingent deciding another week off was in order saw Richo hard at it again on the phone this week to put a side on the court.

Having initially ruled himself out with a wonky back Slem answered the call, making a welcome return along with Jimmy. Ivan nominated a bloke he used to play country school-boy Rules against down in Mexico, which sounded to us like little more than rolling punch ups, thus twenty-third and New Slap Vaughan was named to make up the eight.

Richo made good on his threat to hand over the reigns (there were pleadings to the contrary let me assure you) so I thought we'd get straight into it and field. Then I thought possibly a wiser move would be to bat. At once it occurred to me we should field and that Richo would be sorely missed.

The Warriors were gifted a healthy 30 run start to get them under way and at the breaks were 61, 96 and 117 - curbed in the third pair by that sweet McGregor deception, 2/7 for the night. Not that we'd bowled badly, perhaps with the exception of Slem who in fairness was having occasional movement issues from the neck down. The rest of us were largely moving well, aside that is, with our hands.

Things clicked aside from Slem's back in the last pair however. Richo began with a brutish over that will have left its mark (several actually, red-turning-to-blue one would expect) on one Warrior, the Skipper finding another way of creating mirth among the team. Spirits thus lifted Brendan, Ivan and Jimmy were well supported in bowling fine overs to keep the total in check at 121.

Each pair contributed to what was not an easy ask. Vaughan settled in well despite having to not only open the batting but do so with an unreliable partner - typically only getting out when stranded by the dope at the other end. Jamie and Ivan put together 38 while contending with Warriors gun bowler Ben. Having bowled too well mostly in opening and closing, Jimmy was also on sheet anchor duty with Slem and they got us home smartly.

Pending an outside chance, we now make do without Brendan and Richo `til Round 11. Brendan was in everything tonight, power overs for and against with the ball (2/5) and bar the blight of one very adventurous call batted with his usual vigor alongside the Skipper. Ball in hand Richo turned in the figures of the evening (3/-1) and was a convincing Match Slapper. Both can be confident of regaining their positions, well somewhat at least.

ICAA 200 v C. KILLERS 119
FLOGGERS 157 v GOODFELLAS 82
T. LAST BALL 200 v FORESPINS forfeit
CSH 176 v FRANTIC 138
WARRIORS 121 v PITCHSLAP 139
REGULATORS 120 v REX LIONS 161
MY FACE bye


OLD PIGS bye


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

semi - fark that

round opponent us them
semi rex lions 78 143

* 20 run handicap

BATTING



out partnership total power
handicap
20

ivan jamie 7 -8 12
keano rob 3 7 19 bowl
g richo 3 22 41
john nachos 4 37 78 bat


BOWLING


wickets runs power
g 0 26
ivan 0 25
jamie 1 15
john 2 19 bat
keano 3 1
nachos 1 11 bowl
richo 2 8
rob 0 38

9 143

(triple) Match Slapper: John


Fossil's Ultimate Worst 100 Players Countdown: #79 Slem

As everyone's favourite mental giants from the Floggers cleverly opined, we were bitch-slapped by the Lions tonight on their way to back-to-back premierships. Some consolation in said Floggers being similarly trounced in the final.

Rex decided we would bat first and suffice to say each pair found the going difficult. 78 was not likely to be enough and the last two pairs for the champs were able to focus on retaining their wickets with little regard to runs ticking over. Despite this we went about our work with some effect at times, several Slaps of note including Jamie, Match Slapper Johnny, Keano, Nachos and Richo.

As we look toward the new comp, depending on events in Denmark, hopes are for a final look at the Skipper and Brendan before they take a well earned ten game break.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Round 18 - take two

round opponent us them
18 rex lions 99* 115

* 20 run handicap

BATTING



out partnership total power
handicap
20

keano rob 5 4 24
ben jamie 4 4 28 bowl
ivan richo 2 38 66
g nachos 3 33 99 bat


BOWLING


wickets runs power
ben 3 14
g 1 17
ivan 0 17
jamie 5 -1
keano 2 10
nachos 3 40 bat
richo 2 7 bowl
rob 3 11

19 115

(crikey! double) Match Slapper: Ivan




In the early hours of March 13th I prattled on that "Ross and Mark have consistently scored heavily this season but we are not likely to allow them 87 runs when next we meet". Prescient indeed. Tonight we kept them to 82.

So again Rex Lions have had the better of us.

And so, to finals night.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Round 17 - Mrs Cricket's Rag

All systems were go. Ready to rumble.