BREAKING NEWS

Pitchslap Skipper Mrs Cricket has been forced to withdraw from this Wed game against ICAA and possibly again for the following week. Doctors today confirmed a suspected infection in the right hand. The set back comes as blow to the captain, who hadn't missed a match all season but now faces the likelihood of two weeks as 9th man. Keeper and strike batsman gLOVE will take over the reins this Wed in a match that sees CRICKEY! return to Matto for the first time this year. Marine attacks and a honeymoon to Sri Lanka have kept this Slapper from the crease. We eagerly await his vicious swing attack. We also say farewell to The Hate after this week. His enthusiasm and effort over the last month or so has been top-notch. Lets hope he can return again one day, with an even shorter fuse. Bless you, SLAP.