Slappers!! Don't be alarmed!! All is Well. That feeling of 'hollowness' you're experiencing at this very moment is totally normal. That void that has been following you all morning, nagging at your soul. Asking "Why?, Why us, Hot Sausage?". Cricket is a cruel temptress and when she wants to screw you, she will. Lack of commitment is the simple reason for that bittersweet taste in you mouth Slappers. With 3 hours left till match time their Captain threw in the towel. He was only 3 short. Soft! Extremely Soft!
With the match cancelled and maximum points gained we then look forward to next week. Look out for the long awaited return of
&Keano. Fresh from a stint in a QLD gaol he's fired up and he aint no-one's bitch anymore.
Finally, we have merchandise ! (well .... stickers at least). Check out photo. 1 style fits all bats. Special thankyou to
Mr. Cricket (Tex). Collect one off me when next we play. Till then, Slap On.
2 comments:
I know, too well, many a temptress left with a feeling of hollowness when hot sausage fails to materialise.
Or getting some away from the middle of the wood a little early and getting caught in her slip. Or worse, caught behind!
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